| During a holiday gathering
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| Are always the host(ess) |
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| Always make sure to bring plenty of gifts |
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| Ooh and Aah over all the sights, sounds, and smells
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| Are always happy and smiling and telling jokes
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| Help out as much as possible
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| Sit in a corner and just grunt if anybody talks to you
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| When it's time to
set up the tree you: |
| Pick out the tree and all the ornaments and dictate where everything should go
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| Either make or buy special ornaments to give to your friends for their trees
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| Enjoy every moment of the task and pause every now and then to admire your work
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| Get everybody involved and turn a chore into a fun-filled holiday experience
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| Are happy to run around and do any job that needs to be done
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| Suddenly have a previous engagement to go to
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| When it comes to Christmas
buying you: |
| Need a list from everybody and make sure to stick to it
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| Shop for hours to find just the right gift for everybody, regardless of cost.
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| Have a hard time deciding between all the wonderful gifts you can buy
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| Like to find really cute gifts that you just know will bring a smile to their faces.
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| Figure out what you want to get everybody, then get the shopping over with as efficiently as possible
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| Grab the first thing you see on the shelves and get it over with as quickly as you can
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| For Christmas Dinner
you: |
| Prepare all the food and make sure everything's perfect
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| Always bring something along to share with everybody
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| Begin salivating long before the food is actually served
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| Enjoy lively conversation and make sure to compliment the chef
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| Make sure to help out by setting the table, clearing the table, and washing the dishes
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| Eat your fill but avoid talking or making eye contact
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| When it comes time
for presents you: |
| Put down the ground rules - ie. you decide whether you all open a present at once, or one at a time, and in what direction, and who hands them out, etc...
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| Make sure everybody knows which gifts are the ones from you
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| Take lots of pictures and admire all the gifts, wrapping paper, and everything
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| Ooh and Aah over every present you get and thank the giver profusely
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| Want to be the person who hands out the gifts
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| Listlessly open your gifts and grunt your thanks for whatever crap these people thought you'd like
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| It's the office Christmas
party, you: |
| Are in charge of everything
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| Go slightly over the maximum dollar amount on your Secret Santa gift
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| Taste a little bit of everything on the table while you enjoy the music
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| Dance with everybody and tell a lot of jokes
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| Dress up in a Santa costume and hand out the Secret Santa gifts
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| Try to get as drunk as possible so you don't have to remember being at a party with these morons
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| A little girl
approaches you in the mall and asks "Is Santa Claus real?" You say: |
| "Where are your parents? You shouldn't be running
around unsupervised!"
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| "Why yes he is real, in fact he gave me this candy cane to give to you!"
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| "Jolly guy in red with a long beard? I just saw him over at the Christmas Village
display posing for pictures with kids."
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| "Well of course he's real, and if you're a very good little girl who smiles a lot he'll
bring you a really nice present! Let me see you smile so Santa knows you're happy!"
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| "I think your parents should be the ones to answer that. Do you need me to find them
for you?"
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| "No, he committed suicide years ago. It was probably because you're such a bad girl!"
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